Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Watched 24 Apr 2024

  Was this movie AI generated?
  - The color grading is truly a viral fucking assault on the eyeballs.
  - Legit could see the streaking from Sydney Sweeney's self-tanner, did no one call Last Looks? HMU get it together.
  - I feel bad for Dermot Mulroney, he sells cameos for $80, what happened?
  - Apparently they actually shot this in Australia and not on green screen but you could have fooled me.
  - Can you not give 0 stars here?
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  May December 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2023

  Natalie Portman? Julianne Moore? Todd Haynes? A LISP?!?!? What more can a boy ask for?!

  I'll never feel the same way about running out of hot dogs ever again.

Popular reviews

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  Oh, what's that you say? This Alex Garland is totally different than what they marketed as? It's still a really good film? Checks out.

  Also, I saw Kirsten Dunst at a hotel a couple of weeks ago and the second I recognized her she booked it so fucking fast. Important for my review.

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★★★ Rewatched 30 Jan 2024

  By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.