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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Cant believe they didnt cast Lilli as the sauce lover

  Lab man and Pigeon man are my favs

  I’ll be over here rewatching snowpiercer now

  Bong made a Guillermo movie

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  Watchmen: Chapter II 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Thank you Brandon i needed this

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Jul 2024 3

  Watched this on the 14th like satan intended 

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  Scream 2022

  ½ Watched 11 Apr 2022 1

  This movie tries to be self aware/new wave/woke/terribly pays homage, but like its ass.

  Not the “For Wes” at the end

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