Jongarv

Jongarv

famous movie critic (in my head)

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  • Saltburn

    ★★★½

  • Trap

  • The Electric State

    ★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★½

    enjoyable watch to me (great high watch) (also my 3rd watch). idk about the end. love jacob elordi

  • Trap

    Trap

    never let the two lives touch

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    Ralph Fiennes’ monologue about certainty and doubt was one of the most moving monologues I’ve ever seen. I had to find the screenplay and screenshot that dialogue. This movie was thrilling and suspenseful while being subtle. It feels like a necessary watch to encourage people in this modern time to reflect n their relationship with faith and tradition. Probably one of my favorite films ever.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★½

    Felt like a good marvel movie (derogatory). The industry is trying to push jack quaid as the new dorky awkward white guy but nepotism could never replicate jessie eisenberg’s magic.

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