jonnyblaze

jonnyblaze

Ratings are based on entertainment value (and most likely my mood at the time of viewing). In other words, I’m not a critic. No half stars!

Favorite films

  • Ghostbusters
  • The World's End
  • Back to the Future
  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

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  • Deathsport

    ★★★

  • American Tickler

    ★★★

  • Northwest Passage

    ★★

  • Switchblade Sisters

    ★★★★★

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  • Deathsport

    Deathsport

    ★★★

    Riffs heavily on Star Wars with a pyjama sporting David Carradine wielding the Force and a plastic sword facing off against a maskless Darth Vader knock-off in the form of Richard Lynch. It’s dumb yet fun and there are shades of Mad Max, The Running Man and Conan, despite this pre-dating all of them. Carradine and Lynch, with the help of the lovely Claudia Jennings elevate the material and make the most of the evident budget constraints. Like sand in the wind, it keeps moving…

  • American Tickler

    American Tickler

    ★★★

    I’m fool enough to admit that I laughed out loud at ‘King Dong’!

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  • Switchblade Sisters

    Switchblade Sisters

    ★★★★★

    ‘No, let me give you some advice, cop. You can beat us, chain us, lock us up. But we're gonna be back, understand? And when we do, cop, you better keep your ass off our turf, or we'll BLOW IT OFF! Ya dig? We're Jezebels, cop - remember that name. We'll be back!’

    This one ticked all the boxes. Exploitation at its finest!

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★★

    That Vulture reveal is still one of my favourite ever movie twists. Simple yet effective.