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  The Polar Express 2004

  ½ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024 1

  Why is everything in this movie creepy and annoying? The know it all Jar Jar kid, the red beard conductor, Ring a ling ring a ling ring a ling, the millions of elves, “I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it.” The slowed down demonic sounding “you better watch oooouuuuuttt I’m telllllling youuuuuuu whyyyyyyyyyyy” and of course the dead soulless eyes.

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  Here 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Reagan 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Sep 2024 1

  A hallmark “movie” for radicalized retired people. My favorite part was the end when all the boomers clapped and grabbed their oxygen tanks to waddle out of the theater.

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  Love & Other Drugs 2010

  ½ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  A two hour Pfizer, viagra, Krispe Kreme, Poptart, commercial masquerading as a romantic drama.

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