Jonnyflint

Jonnyflint

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Local Hero
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Wicker Man

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  • Goldfinger

    ★★★

  • From Russia with Love

    ★★½

  • Some Like It Hot

    ★★★★★

  • Dr. No

    ★★

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  • Goldfinger

    Goldfinger

    ★★★

    Bond is a sex pest and a rapist. He sucks, fuck him.

    Goldfinger, Oddjob, PG and all the goons were the good guys here imho. Auric should’ve let the laser cut JB in twain. Justice for the Jill Masterton and her sister

    Aside from how much of a piece of shit Bond is, this has to be one of the best 007 movies. Boy could Ken Adam make a set

  • From Russia with Love

    From Russia with Love

    ★★½

    ‘My friends call me Tania’
    ‘My friends call me James Bond’

    Impeccable screen-writing on this one. Although he left the bath running during that “sex scene” so presumably the room got flooded?

    This one was better than Dr No but Jesus Christ did Bond really come into his own as a misogynist bastard in this flick so that’s a big mark against it. 

    I enjoyed that The James Bond Theme played obnoxiously loud and at really rogue times like when he was just looking around his hotel room in Istanbul (???). The ongoing bit about Kerim having so many sons was funny too

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  • Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

    Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

    ★★★

    Aw man, I love Esnupi

  • Waves

    Waves

    ★★★★

    Very powerful movie and S-tier cinema-going experience.

    To begin, I saw this on the last night of my holiday with my absolute favourite person in the whole entire world in Prague at Kino Světozor, Praha 1. Secondly, I was dual-wielding a bottle of Pilsner Urquell and a homemade lemonade in a sick reusable cup that had a BELT attachment. Thirdly, the cinema was *packed* with other moviegoers: we all laughed together at the jokey bits and were silent in the…

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