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Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 21 Aug 2024

  I’m terribly sorry Mr Maguire but I’m afraid I must politely decline your offer to ‘dig on this’.

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  He’s done it again everyone. The best unintentional comedy of the year once again comes from Mr Shamalamadingdong himself.

  If you told me AI had written this script I would believe you. I’d also never worry about the machines taking over the world ever again, cos they dumb.

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 May 2024

  The script is awful, the acting is terrible, the CGI is straight from a PS2 cut scene, Jar Jar is the most annoying character ever perceived of, why is it all about trade negotiations? 

  Absolute train wreck…. Five Stars

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  Inner peace, inner peace, dinner please, dinner with peas….