• The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    I am to blame for subjecting my friends to this watch party and I'm proud of that fact

  • Coming Out

    Coming Out

    ★★★★★

    So I thought I might update you all today in light of recent events and I want to say I'm scared of what's to come. But that fear has kinda given me the courage to do this. Knowing that they will get a rise out of me doing this. Thought greedy messed up horrible politicians all just eager to strike me down. It gives me the desire to just pass them off so here goes nothing




    Hi, I'm Jonathan
    And I'm bisexual
    Thank you for your time

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day

    It's Such a Beautiful Day

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Who the fuck they get to play my boy magamind,won't ferrell?

  • Harold and the Purple Crayon

    Harold and the Purple Crayon

    I was downing pixie sticks as we where watching this and forgotten everything about it within half a hour

  • A Minecraft Movie

    A Minecraft Movie

    Well the trailer juts dropped and I am not convinced this is real


    I am dead serious this does not look real from the horrible costumes, to the non stop green screen to the dum as hell plot idea it all does not look real this looks like a sketch it looks like a parody.
    So yeah I may watch it to see how bad I is but probably not


    Also sorry for being a bit inactive Sometimes I just…

  • Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

    Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

    Fred dies 8 times in this movie and that's why this is the best one

  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    ½

    This was The entire gang as we were watching this: https://youtu.be/UcbXCMvpmWo?si=zWeFQHoHofQutEZO

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

    Oh my this is going to be a long one

    I've been wanting to do something like this for a while a essay that I wanted to write because I just This is something that is so normalized in criticism that I absolutely despise and that is the idea of arthouse.

    To put it bluntly I hate the idea of arthouse films because the Term implies the idea that certain films are not art while others are. This is just…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★★

    It has been a full day since I Rewatch this film And I still feel sick from it. Someday I'll probably make a fuller review for it. Just to get on my thoughts out, but for now Just know everything you heard is true And if you can take it, you should watch It.

  • Q&A

    Q&A

    Hey today's my birthday so I thought I do a q and a