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Beauty Shop 2005
A beautiful time capsule of mid 00’s fashion and homophobia :^)
Also Queen Latifah is one of my most potent childhood crushes and I’m man enough to admit that every time she smiled during the run time of this film I hid my face behind my hand like a powdered-wig-adorned noble woman in pre-Revolution France, who upon catching a glimpse of her dashing lover from across the emperor’s court, begins giggling coquettishly behind her peacock feathered-fan and blushes uncontrollably
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Madame Bovary 1991
Idk dude if Isabelle Huppert asked me to give her 8,000 francs I simply would have just given them to her 🤷🏻
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Dune: Part Two 2024
confession time this is the most attractive Austin Butler has ever looked to me and I think that might qualify me for some kind of government sponsored lobotomy but it’s whatever I guess
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