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Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  forgot to log this when i watched it

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  Queenpins 2021

  ★★½ Watched 11 May 2024

  the dangling plot thread from this movie is like 400 thousand dollars of semen all from the same guy. that just didn't go anywhere. what?

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  This movie is a subversion of the titular glass onion allegory. For about the first hour it seems like a relatively straight-forward (albeit very fun) murder mystery without a narrative-reframing twist. But with a knock on the door, that shifts. This movie is not layers of see-through glass trying to hide the obvious center, this movie is layers of glass that peel back to somehow reveal a much richer core. I really thought this was gonna be a much simpler…

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  Hawkeye 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2021 4

  Something's strange in the air today
  The sun is gone, and the clouds turn gray
  Just what's coming is hard to say
  I don't know!
  There's a battle above the street
  The ground is rumbling below our feet
  The sky's turned red, and I feel the heat
  Gotta go!
  "Who can save us?" a city sings
  We need the hope that salvation brings
  Use the power to find the light
  Avengers assemble and fight the fight!
  Save the city, help…