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Recent reviews

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2022

  Would be 3 stars if Jonny greenwood and DDL weren’t involved

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★½ Watched 09 Nov 2021

  Jar jar binks is the Star Wars equivalent of the wheelchair bloke from sex education

Popular reviews

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★ Watched 30 Jul 2021

  I saw Alvin and the Chipmunks:Chipwrecked in the cinema, and this is still the worst film I’ve ever paid money to watch

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  The Matrix Revolutions 2003

  ★★½ Watched 26 Aug 2021

  Neo: [has eyes literally burned out] ‘’it’ll be okay’’. That’s how ridiculous this film is.

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