Jordan Jarrett

Jordan Jarrett

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  • Return to Oz

    ★★★★

  • Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★★

  • Two Weeks Notice

    ★★

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★★

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  • The Bells of St. Mary's

    The Bells of St. Mary's

    ★★

    "The HIPPA Violations of St. Mary's"

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★½

    Most stressful Christmas flick EVER.

    Had some funny moments, and Chase is master of the crazy eyes, but dear god almighty — kinda like how "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" makes one never want to marry, this makes you content to celebrate every holiday alone from now on without a cousin or spouse in sight.

    And yes, I did just compare National Lampoon to Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

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  • Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese

    Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese

    ★★★★

    Once every quarter sixteenth of a lifetime, there comes a creation that can inspire any atrophied creator to create again. This film is that creation. One of the greatest music documentaries I’ve seen so far, and had the pleasure of seeing in the historic Texas Theater with the taste of Heaven’s Door whiskey coating my throat and singeing my tongue, like burnt sugar still on fire.

    Between Dylan’s distracted remembrances as mystic as Scarlet Riviera, to the cataclysmic grace of…

  • La Vie en Rose

    La Vie en Rose

    ★★★★½

    This is the greatest biopic I’ve ever seen. A soaring reincarnation.

    This house of mirrors kind of story is a heartbreaking, loving exhibit of one Little Sparrow’s too-short life — or maybe it was, rather, fittingly short.

    Marion Cotillard is disembodied from whoever “Marion Cotillard” is and gives of her whole self to give Edith Piaf — The Chanteuse — a few hours of life back to tell us, sing us, the story she deserved to tell the world all…

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