Jordan

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Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Departed
  • The Dark Knight

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Fresh

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    I thought The Substance was creative, but it ultimately fell flat for me. Fundamentally, it was just too hard to watch to really enjoy. Imagine a more visually inventive take on The Fly, but without Jeff Goldblum to make it fun.

    I felt like it didn’t have much to offer beyond slick visuals and grotesque body horror though. I read some critics who interpreted it as a takedown of beauty standards, but I think it’s equally valid to view it…

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    I thought companion was really entertaining. It’s funny, has clever writing, and keeps you engaged despite essentially knowing where it’s headed from the start.

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★

    More like Mission Impossible: Dud Reckoning

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★★★

    The story is bland and overwrought, but the visuals are absolutely incredible. The movie is totally worth the price of admission based on looks alone.

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