Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Marriage Story 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Thought I would hate this (cuz of, ya know, divorce) but ended up loving it. I hate the subject matter, but what a fantastic story. Very accurate of a real divorce.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  “I am not an elephant, I am not an animal, I am a human being!”

  Loved every second of this film. Absolutely beautiful! (Both the butts and the guts)

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2023 2

  Viggo Mortensen looking a bit like Rutger Hauer and sounding a bit like Old Snake. 

  While unique and intriguing, Crimes of the Future ultimately ends up being too slow, dull and boring of a watch to recommend. I hate to say that to a Cronenberg film, but after this, maybe the future is better left in the hands of his son.

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 May 2024 2

  F I R E I N C A I R O 

  This was so fucking awkward. I regret everything. Feel bad for the guy though, his wife was a miserable c*nt.