Jordan Woodson

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Favorite films

  • Clue
  • Zodiac
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Cloud Atlas

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  • Clue

    ★★★★★

  • The Parenting

    ★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Picture This

    ★★½

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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★★

    Sundance 2022 Film #17

    CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH is my new comfort film and now my favorite of Sundance. Being 22 myself, this is exactly the movie I needed right now. Cooper Raiff has made an extremely beautiful dramedy that had me laughing, crying & smiling like never before. Great autistic representation and 🔥 soundtrack. I had ZERO anticipation for this because I've never seen Raiff's first feature, but now I can't wait to watch this again. 

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    Sundance 2022 Ranked
    2022 Ranked

  • The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

    The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

    ★½

    This is essentially a Drag Race acting challenge stretched to feature length. Is it well written? No. Is it well directed? No. Is it well acted? Not really. Is anything about it objectively good from any type of technical standpoint? Not at all. Did I laugh and have fun? Mostly.  

    RuPaul trying to typecast Jan as a girl with no personality is just cruel. Also why was Brooke Lynn playing a Russian hooker? Was Katya not available? I could watch an entire movie of Latrice being the Ghost of Christmas Past/Present/Future tho. Not enough Latrice in this.

    2021 RANKED

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  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★★

    Nurse, he's watching Clue again

  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★

    "I just don't get why your mom doesn't like me."
    "It's because the first time you met her you said 'hey, whore.'"
    "That's nice. That's me being nice."

    There's a charm to this I really like. It's not particularly good or "well-made" and every single character is painfully obnoxious, but there are some very funny jokes sprinkled throughout and I can't help that I'm a sucker for a cute gay romance in a horror flick.

    2025 RANKED

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  • Slay

    Slay

    ★★★½

    "You got pronouns now or something?"

    This is the queer art Megami was talking about protecting.

    2024 RANKED

  • Aloners

    Aloners

    ★★★★★

    TIFF21 Film #10:

    You ever see a movie that feels eerily made for you? Like every concept of the message was designed for you specifically to view? Hong Song-eun has created probably the most relatable film I've ever seen and touched me on such an emotional level that no film has ever done before. After watching this, I just wanted to contact her in anyway possible and thank her for making this. 

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    TIFF21 RANKED
    2021 RANKED