jordan low

jordan low

i highkey fuckin love mushroom truffle risotto & i lowkey make movies.

Favorite films

  • The Menu
  • Parasite
  • Nope
  • All the Bright Places

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  • Jaws

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man

    ★★★★

  • La La Land

    ★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★★

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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★

    Great film, favourite classic, love speilberg! However, it lacks common sense. Instead of shooting the shark, they should've introduced dolphins. Dolphins are savages. Athough cute at first sight, they make sharks their bitches.

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★

    great movie. loved spideyman but peter should've bagged wifey ursala instead of mj.

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  • Immaculate

    Immaculate

    ★★★★

    Anything with Sydney Sweeney in it is an absolute 10

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★

    I went to sweden and had a swedish mom rant to me for an hour about how midsommar is not an accurate representation of swedish culture.

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