Jordan Murphy

Jordan Murphy

jordan | 33 | cinephile

all i do is watch crappy films & drink starbucks.

Favorite films

  • Love, Simon
  • Bring It On
  • Legally Blonde
  • Ginger Snaps

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  • Van Helsing

    ★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★★★

  • Mother/Android

    ★★★½

  • The Rage: Carrie 2

    ★★

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  • Mother/Android

    Mother/Android

    ★★★½

    D A M N, that's how you do a twist!

  • Stranger in Our House

    Stranger in Our House

    ★★★

    i don't know what's scarier, finding out your cousin is a witch or that your brother wants to date her.

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  • Bratz: Desert Jewelz

    Bratz: Desert Jewelz

    Damn I didn’t expect murder to be apart of a Bratz film.

  • Barbie Presents: Thumbelina

    Barbie Presents: Thumbelina

    it's basically impossible for a barbie film to be bad, even when they are bad.