Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Fuck the rich. Literally, amiright?

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  Paris, Texas 1984

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Oh MY GODDDDDD. The visuals. The VISUALS. And my god the last booth scene was a fucking masterpiece. Offish a Wim Wenders apologist especially finding out he also directed my recently deemed favorite comfort movie, Perfect Days??? My god I am about to be relentless.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Docked a half star because Count Orlok looked like the villain that Jim Carrey plays in Sonic the Hedgehog movies.

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  Catering Christmas 2022

  Watched 05 Nov 2022

  Ain’t no way children painted that art