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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  A serviceable ass film. I fucking love this franchise, decently consistent. Never too too high or low. I’m a Prometheus/Convenient apologist so usually I like a bit more philosophy to my Alien’s but this was very much a good time. Fun world building. Love settling in. Could watch a whole movie about the space life shit. Idk why immigrations is so tight but we just let this ship go up to the “ abandoned” vessel. Makes you always go did…

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Fuck meeee. Cried so much. What an earnest, simple story with a swelling score. I’m such a sucker for a story about love though. Robots too. Such a pure, kind sole. The first 15 minutes are insanely frenzy filled that I never thought it would settle down. It’s a movie for kids but it didn’t do that stupid play down to kids comedy and had some heady material to digest as well. Should win best animated film no questions asked.

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  More Than a Married Couple, But Not Lovers 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 May 2023

  Listen I know I’m not using the platform correctly but I’m just going to start documenting everything, shows or movies, when I complete them. 

  Took a flyer on this one since the concept seem booobkers. I fucking haaate how much I loved this shit. Idk who I am anymore. It was genuinely funny at times and truthfully very sweet and sincere. It got a bit repetitive near the end and lost some steam but I will be first in line for a second season. Like an asshole.

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  The House on Sorority Row 1982

  ★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2022

  Pretty sure I saw the remake, sorority row, in theaters and remembered liking it for being camp and fun, so I gave the original a try. 80s cozy, wish it was even campier, still good stuff though. Although there is a scene where they LITERALLY run into the police, so what am I even saying. Fun once it got going about a half hour in, just didn’t care about the girls at all, which stinks. Eileen Davidson is doing soooolid…

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