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  Shaft 1971

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  For a movie with so many great lines, it's so funny they thought "close it yourself, shitty" was worth repeating three times

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  Häxan 1922

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Motherfuckers will invent mythology just to oppress women

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Jeffrey is truly the nosiest of parkers

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  Barney's Night Before Christmas 1999

  Watched 21 Nov 2024 1

  Transcends any rating system that could ever and will ever exist

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