Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shaolin Soccer 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  this is a strong 3.5

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  Splendor 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  i wish my gfs bf liked me instead he just throws stuff at my head

Popular reviews

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2022

  I hope a bunch of kids watch this and turn out to be bad people

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  Watched 18 Jul 2022

  Ellio is a confused young queer boy, he has no one. Except Oliver, unfortunately. 

  80 minutes, is how long it takes for Elio and Oliver to have their first real flirtatious and loving interaction. 1 hour and 20 minutes for Oliver snd Elio to have a real reciprocating love. I think this is evidence of what they’re relationship truly is. 
  From the start Oliver treats Elio like a toy, something he can pick up and put down whenever he pleases,…