jordytkh

jordytkh

Favorite films

  • Close-Up
  • Gummo
  • Faces Places

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  • Meantime

    ★★★½

  • Pup y pup

  • Party Girl

    ★★★½

  • Female Trouble

    ★★★★½

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  • Shaolin Soccer

    Shaolin Soccer

    ★★★½

    this is a strong 3.5

  • Splendor

    Splendor

    ★★★★½

    i wish my gfs bf liked me instead he just throws stuff at my head

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★★★

    I hope a bunch of kids watch this and turn out to be bad people

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    Ellio is a confused young queer boy, he has no one. Except Oliver, unfortunately. 

    80 minutes, is how long it takes for Elio and Oliver to have their first real flirtatious and loving interaction. 1 hour and 20 minutes for Oliver snd Elio to have a real reciprocating love. I think this is evidence of what they’re relationship truly is. 
    From the start Oliver treats Elio like a toy, something he can pick up and put down whenever he pleases,…