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  Big Ass Spider! 2013

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  nah just ass

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  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  still rules

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  it’s socially acceptable to sing along to wicked in theaters but when I cut off my penis in the living room I’m “causing irreparable damage to the carpet” and this kind of behavior is “grounds for divorce”

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  The Peanut Butter Falcon 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025 1

  bro slept em with his finishing move and said alley oop goodnight

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