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Favorite films

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Uncut Gems
  • Do the Right Thing

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  • Three Colours: Red

    ★★★★★

  • Three Colours: White

    ★★★★

  • Three Colours: Blue

    ★★★★★

  • The Heroic Trio

    ★★★

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★½

    Preparing myself for the thousands of Midwest emo intros that Maddy's monologue will inspire.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★½

    Kathryn Hunter is so good here.

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  • The Hottest August

    The Hottest August

    ★★★★

    Watching this in April 2020, it’s hard to shake the sense that the catastrophe lurking in the imagined futures of this film’s subjects has arrived. As of the writing of this post, nearly 10,000 New Yorkers have died from coronavirus, and it’s certain that thousands more will die and suffer as the month creeps on.

    While this virus might not be the rising tide that The Hottest August identifies as its primary fear (though climate change certainly plays a part…

  • The King

    The King

    ★★½

    Huge missed opportunity for Robert Pattinson/Timothee Chalamet libidinal mud wrestling.

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