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  Real Life 1979

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Missed the first few minutes because I was in the bathroom. Pretty funny. Not as funny as the whole class made it out to be. Uhhhhh yeah.

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  Cléo from 5 to 7 1962

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  French New Wave is always weird to me. I’ll either like it or I don’t. I love Cleo and Corinne Marchand plays her beautifully and I like the dramatic dread of her finding out she’s ill. Location and music is muah. But I did fall asleep during the scene with Cleo’s lover. After some thought, I really liked the ending.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Watched this at 12 am with a homie and finished at 2 am. I’m more used to jumpscare horror movies like your Conjuring and It rather than body horror, so this really made me all squirmy and anxious everytime Demi Moore’s or Margaret Qualley’s characters would do anything. I also love practical effects more than anything. I feel like I’m giving too many 5/5s already, but I have no complaints with this film. Haunting, disgusting, and extremely funny. Also shows the harsh reality of being washed as a grown up.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  They really let Robert Eggers just film art and made a profit from it. He must be studied.

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