joey<3

joey<3

i rate films too high because u don’t understand them like i do

Favorite films

  • The Holdovers
  • Wildlife
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Flow

    ★★★★★

  • Tusk

  • The Bounty Hunter

    ★★★½

  • The Grinch That Stole Bitches

    ½

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    it is said that humans first became man when we saw our own reflections in the river. maybe animals become their own version of humanity when they see their reflections in the horizon line, where the stars meet the sea

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    oh tusk, they could never make me form a concrete opinion on you

    a premise that is actually deeply gross and uncomfortable but executes it in a darkly hilarious and ridiculous way, asking us what it actually means to be human. the answer? emotion. walruses never cry, and yet in one wailing conclusion, wallace proves himself to be every bit of the human he was before

    anyway, it’s abt damn time they do this to andrew tate

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  • The Fox Hollow Murders: Playground of a Serial Killer

    The Fox Hollow Murders: Playground of a Serial Killer

    ★★★★★

    five stars not because this is the be all end all of documentaries but because this case deserves more attention. i rarely get this creeped out or emotional during a true crime documentary, but this one really sent a chill down my spine. these men deserved to grow old and live their lives, my heart goes out to them and their families

    also mark goodyear is a FREAK and i hope they can get enough evidence to get him the…

  • Warm Bodies

    Warm Bodies

    ★★★★★

    romeo & juliet: necrophilia edition

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