Joseph Beard

Joseph Beard Pro

What would Marcel the Shell with Shoes On do?

Favorite films

  • Black Narcissus
  • Belle de Jour
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

Recent activity

All
  • Tiger King

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    Absolutely entering the Christmas movie cannon

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★

    The regular NYC cast at Angelika Village East put on a great show.

Popular reviews

More
  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    ½

    70 minutes of this is a TED talk about UCB that you either won't get or have already heard from every comedian with a podcast. The other 20 minutes could've been a pretty good YouTube video in 2011.

    Scott Aukerman and William Bibbiani's interviews with Vera Drew about the movie were smarter and funnier than the movie itself.

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    Scorsese stripped almost all the emotion from this story by centering it on Earnest and casting Leonardo DiCaprio.

    The true story is frightening, exciting, vibrant, and tangled in history that's a lot bigger than one crime family. Scorsese's movie is The Godfather if Michael Corleone had a 75 IQ -- except in some scenes where he's suddenly intelligent and clear-headed and DiCaprio drops the weird face he's pulling in the rest of the movie.

    The dialog is stilted, and the…