joséphine

joséphine

I know nothing about movies

Favorite films

  • City of God
  • La Haine
  • Melancholia
  • Shiva Baby

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  • Sun and Concrete

    ★★½

  • Bird

    ★★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

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  • Kids

    Kids

    ★★★

    this shit scared me

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★

    my friend said the substance felt like a bad horror movie and in fact it was just a bad horror movie.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    I really wanted to like this film, I really did. My trench coat was buttoned to the TOP, my pockets stuffed with popcorn, and I'm glad I brought it because at times the film was so ridiculous that I had to drown out my abrupt laughter by rustling popcorn. Lord Orlok looked disgusting, but not in a scary way, more so that you wondered who had approved this look and why Eggers wanted to portray Nosferatu as a 3 metre tall waxy and seemingly neurodivergent caricature of a monster. Lily Rose Depp was of course wonderful, but even her moaning and squirming couldn't save this film

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