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SNL50: The Anniversary Special 2025
Nothing but Sabrina carpenter singing with Paul Smith as an opener will make me realize how much SNL means to me
SNL ultimately was the little show that could and seeing all the celeb and pop culture cameos 50 years in is kinda beautiful
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I sadly got taken out of the movie when they tried to make me believe a black man who tries to assassinate the president wouldn’t just be shot in the street like a dog
However, I think this is some very good Captain America storytelling despite the flaws. We as a country are I think a bit too politically fatigued to view this in good faith (which is why Superman will make $1 Billion Dollars ☝🏾🤓)but it gets the spirit…
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Anyone But You 2023
I think that if you say “you are the peanut butter to my jelly” during your wedding vows the priest should be allowed to shoot you in the fucking head in front of everybody.
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Saltburn 2023
I think Emerald got too caught up in writing her Y/N fanfiction she forgot the movie was supposed to be about classism.
Still a fun time but does wind up just feeling like a diet talented Mr. Ripley that kinda had a bastard baby with Do Revenge.
This might sound insane but this movie would genuinely be better and more of commentary if they let Barry Keoghan keep his Irish accent.
EDITED: ok so just found out that…
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