Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Knight's Tale 2001

  ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Jan 2025

  There’s something so satisfying about kicking Rufus Sewell’s ass while anachronistic AC/DC songs play in the background. 

  This is a childhood favorite and damn it hits hard. The Medieval Karate Kid!

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Jan 2025

  Honestly, when I first saw this movie, I thought “okay, cool not as good as Knives Out but fair effort to stick with the times, Rían, not bad, I’m sure all of it will age well.” (It, in fact, did not)

  After seeing it again, I kinda like it more. I feel that act 3 hits a bit better upon a refresh. This movie deserved a fair bit more attention than letting Netflix throw it in the streaming bin never to be seen again. 

  A fun, slick looking, murder mystery with a big “eat the rich” twist!

Popular reviews

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  I saw this movie at SXSW! After the movie ended, I went to take a piss at Paramount Theater. 

  A guy tapped me on the shoulder, Lee Cronin, he asked if he could cut in line so he could get to the panel faster. 

  I said “absolutely bro!” 

  That’s story has nothing to do with the movie, I thought the movie was awesome though! Very groovy!

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2023

  This film passed its Charisma saving throw. 

  It did so much justice (heh) to the DND world.