Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 15 Jan 2025

  It’s brutal out here

  Real review coming at some point soon

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  I Used to Be Funny 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Rachel Sennott forcing her way through some of these off-kilter lines isn’t easy on the ears, but you can just tell that everyone behind the camera had their heart in the right place. That warming thought is a big reason why I USED TO BE FUNNY defends its right to exist in the “A Sad Thing Happens At The Very Beginning But You Don’t Find Out What It is Until Almost The End” cinematic universe

Popular reviews

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  All Too Well: The Short Film 2021

  ½ Added 15

  We have to get this average rating nice and low #teamjake

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ★★ Watched 10 Jul 2022 2

  Here are my instructions on how to maximize your enjoyment of Thor: Love and Thunder

  1. Before you leave your house, find a medium-sized piece of white paper

  2. Using a thick black marker, write the words "this is a movie made for kids"

  3. When you arrive to your seat in the theater, place the piece of paper next to you, with the words facing you

  4. Silence your cell phone and wait for the movie to start

  5.…