Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  the monster that will either slaughter you on sight or just play with your hair a little.

  the most plot holes I’ve ever seen, but it’ll keep you entertained!

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  Possession 1981

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Nah fuck you all, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I never want to hear or think about this film ever again. These guys just gave the performances of their lives for a film that’s so totally bonkers. fuck interpretation.

Popular reviews

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  My Neighbor Totoro 1988

  ½ Watched 04 Mar 2024 4

  I don’t know who came up with this sick joke to rate this film highly to trick innocent people like me to watch this, but I want them imprisoned. This film would be entertaining to 5 year olds while they play with their food. The story was so dry it made me thirsty for water and the main character toroto had about 5 minutes of screen time in which he either  span around or lay there and grunted. Don’t get…

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  Creep 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024 5

  “Am I in danger?!” No SH*T Aaron this has gotta be the creepiest guy I’ve ever seen get tf out of there. 

  Mark Duplass who ever you are, you are one scary dude.