Haven’t these guys ever heard of global warning? It’ll get warm eventually, that’s how this stuff works guuuuuys.
Also team Edmund all the way.
Also Mr. Beaver has some pretty good roasts. Everyone I watched this movie with “awwed” when he called his wife beautiful, but he roasted her like ten other times before that, soooo…
This movie is good. I really liked Ariana Grande in it. The singing and music is great, and it looks good visually. There’s some pretty fun wordplay that made me smile (I’m a sucker for that). There are also some genuinely sweet moments in the middle that helped me get into the movie.
Buuut it’s not great, right? I mean the animal plot is just so dumb. I actually felt like giggling when the munchkin SS dragged goat-Peter Dinklage away.…
I’m confused…Lisa’s last name isn’t actually Frankenstein…is it? Like that’d be crazy if it was. Like what a crazy coincidence, on account of all the body-part-purloining that occurs in this flick.
Also, Hailey kept eyeing my secret movie-watching journal. Don’t believe anything she says! I only write very sophisticated and critical thoughts in there, and I definitely don’t love fantastical romantic romps through 1980s small town America. I don’t!
Love always, Joshua
Hannibal Lecter more like Cannibal Spector, my neighbor’s name is Hector, standing at a lectern, holding a lantern, chatting with the rector, taking off ears like my boy Peter, feeling hectic like a medic without a med kit. Anyway I didn’t really watch this movie, so I probably shouldn’t rate it.
