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Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • The Legend of the Holy Drinker
  • Night on Earth
  • Birth

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  • Mickey 17

    ★½

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

  • Morvern Callar

    ★★★★

  • Bringing Out the Dead

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★½

    This film is like a Domino’s pizza - 
    All starts very exciting, everything feels fantastic and interesting, and then before you know it the experience turns into sludge, the world is confusing, and i end up crying about my ex with poop in my pants. Painfully unenjoyable.

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

    The Seed of the Sacred Fig

    painfully boring, honestly wanted to gouge my eyes out and leave for the entirety of the film.

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ½

    I hated this film and truly think Sean Baker is one of the worst directors of our generation. Absolutely no connection between the two leads who were both insufferable, the main guy was like a character from a minion’s film. Cliche story, terrible pacing, awful script, stupid rape jokes, pointless sex scenes, mysoginistic tropes, racist stereotypes, lazy character development, an out of touch older man’s cliche view of sex work, the only redeeming feature was the gopnik but he does…

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ½

    Good things about this movie. 

    1. baby beetlejuice 
    2. some of the set design (very few) 
    3. sigur ros, mazzy star song inclusions.
    4. Daniel johnston poster on kids wall. 

    Bad things about this movie.

    1. possible the worst sequel ever made. 
    2. unbelievably bad acting. 
    3. The worst makeup and prosthetics ever. 
    4. Terrible CGI
    5. I hate this corny meta comedy sprinkled throughout, “just a few influencers, nobody less then 50 million followers” - why is a line…

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