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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  This film is like a Domino’s pizza - 
  All starts very exciting, everything feels fantastic and interesting, and then before you know it the experience turns into sludge, the world is confusing, and i end up crying about my ex with poop in my pants. Painfully unenjoyable.

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  The Seed of the Sacred Fig 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  painfully boring, honestly wanted to gouge my eyes out and leave for the entirety of the film.

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  I hated this film and truly think Sean Baker is one of the worst directors of our generation. Absolutely no connection between the two leads who were both insufferable, the main guy was like a character from a minion’s film. Cliche story, terrible pacing, awful script, stupid rape jokes, pointless sex scenes, mysoginistic tropes, racist stereotypes, lazy character development, an out of touch older man’s cliche view of sex work, the only redeeming feature was the gopnik but he does…

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2024

  Good things about this movie. 

  1. baby beetlejuice 
  2. some of the set design (very few) 
  3. sigur ros, mazzy star song inclusions.
  4. Daniel johnston poster on kids wall. 

  Bad things about this movie.

  1. possible the worst sequel ever made. 
  2. unbelievably bad acting. 
  3. The worst makeup and prosthetics ever. 
  4. Terrible CGI
  5. I hate this corny meta comedy sprinkled throughout, “just a few influencers, nobody less then 50 million followers” - why is a line…

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