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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  She gives him nothing and then everything and then nothing again and then wants him back but also relies on him pining after her for a year? Idk her morals. But she’s beautiful

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Most diabolical hit to the nuts

Popular reviews

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  Someone Like You 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Apr 2024

  *cut to 37th jetski montage*

  1/2 star for Mr. Bolton
  1/2 star for Andi’s first phone call to her parents: “I’m moving in with them and giving her my kidney”

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★½ Watched 19 Sep 2020 1

  I HATE BELLA. I hate her face and how she never closes her mouth and the way she breathes and blinks and moves her head and stares and stands and talks and walks literally EVERYTHING. This movie is bad. I was told they get better but to me this is worse than the first. At least the first one has that good cringe stuff this one is just B A D.

  Also THERE ARE FIVE OF THESE WHAT. I’m gonna die.

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