John Wesley

John Wesley

queer transfemme witch bitch. i live  at the intersection of romcoms and horror movies. sisterhood is SO powerful.

Favorite films

  • Sex and the City
  • Practical Magic
  • Lady Bird
  • Fireworks

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  • Se7en

    ★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Practical Magic

    ★★★★★

  • Scream 4

    ★★★★★

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★

    So you’re telling me it ends with Gwyneth Paltrow giving head?

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    I’ll have you know this Fleshlight™ went to Julliard.

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  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★★

    The moment when you a queen (Cameron Diaz) comes across another queen (Kate Winslet) and discuss how to best maximize your joint slay. Cameron Diaz getting drunk alone to scream to Mr. Brightside is literally my quarantine mood. Ugh, the way in which Jude Law as a widowed father of two is so specifically sexy to me. Love the 20 minutes of Cameron Diaz running for no reason, fit queens only.

  • Waitress: The Musical

    Waitress: The Musical

    ★★★★★

    Wept like a fucking baby.

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