Joey

Joey Pro

Movies are called that because they're pictures that move.

Favorite films

  • Her
  • Annihilation
  • Life of Pi
  • The Fifth Element

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  • Kraven the Hunter

  • Megalopolis

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    waste of my fuckin time.  half a star for having harry styles in it because my girlfriend likes harry styles.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    FFC really REALLY wanted to say something IMPORTANT. unfortunately he had literally nothing meaningful, or even unique! to say. crazy trying to crank out your magnum opus without seeming to reflect on anything you’ve ever done. 

    but yeah, too many copy and paste items from other sources in this script and just a whole lot of stuff that made me feel secondhand embarrassment for everyone involved.

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  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★★★

    the exact opposite vibe of alien lol

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★½

    look man, this movie is slow as hell. if you’re lookin for that Barbarian/Midsommar/X level good stuff, this ain’t it. BUT wow they made this movie for 15. thousand. dollars… that’s so cool!  warner brothers spent $25 MILLION dollars removing henry cavils mustache, and this movie managed to evoke such a strange, visceral atmosphere for a fraction of a fraction of that budget.

    this movie really captures the fear i felt as a child when my parents were  late coming…

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