JovanMarkovic

JovanMarkovic

If my girl isn’t as symmetrical as a Wes Anderson wide shot, I keep it pushing.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Porco Rosso
  • Arrival

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  • The Thing

    ★★★★

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

  • The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★

    Initially saw this gem when I was about 10 years old. I assumed I was off a benadryl for my initial viewing because of the hazy rememberance of some dude CPRing into a chimeric alien chest. Turns out I actually have an iron trap upstairs and that is exactly what happens.  The 80s practical effects, costume design, and 12-man personal flamethrowers were all top notch. Horror is at its best when the characters are actually behaving in the correct way to counteract the monster and still end up losing. GG Kurt back to the lobby.

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★

    Quick easy opthalmic dose of feel-good. Sub 2 hours movie like this that cut all the fat are hard to find nowadays. No intentions of making a LMS cinematic universe and we’re all the better for it.

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    That boy Oppenheimer WAS communist in the sense that everyone else’s wife was a shared good. Nuclear game.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★½

    Tiktok falling in love with this one is about on-brand as it gets. Jacob Elordi harvesting tuxedo ammo for the inevitable run at James Bond, i’m telling you.

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