Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  i’d take the substance and look half as good as demi moore

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  would i be crazy to give this 5 stars? yes BUT
  id do that for jacob elordi too

  AND

  “pamela died? she’d do anything for attention”

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  undoubtedly the best movie of all time

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