Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  I'd love to know the opinion of this movie from a bisexual man's perspective. I fear it's a demographic that isn't touched on as much, especially when discussing the impact Howl has on people.

  I fold every time we get to the moving day scene :')
  Favorite quotes:
  "She likes my SPARK!" (lmao)
  "Your hair is just like starlight, it's beautiful" (kms)

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  Benjamin 2018

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The two have great visual chemistry. Like, they look great on screen together. The one-liners and delivery of the comedy was fantastic.
  Shout-out to the "A Thousand Miles" jumpscare that occurs. I was DYING.

Popular reviews

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  Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Sep 2023 2

  This one is SO much better than lost treasure omg it's so much fun.
  Biggest Michael Sheen jumpscare of the year

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  It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown 1976

  Watched 24 Nov 2023 1

  My conspiracy theory is that Peppermint Patty is a HUGE lesbian and is simply projecting comphet behavior w/ Charlie Brown. Your honor, my evidence is any clips where Peppermint Patty & Marcie are hanging out on their own. ESPECIALLY 'One of a Kind Marcie', that whole thing is crystal clear. Honorable mention is 'she's a good skate, Charlie Brown'.

  I will be gathering further evidence as I progress through the classic shorts. This is the hidden agenda and the real reason why I got an AppleTV subscription.