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  Tag 2018

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  Why did they make a movie about a game of tag and make it so sad. Far too much talk about death and miscarriages.

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Watched it with zero volume at the time cause of two little annoying cunts who ruin everything. I would assume it's pretty mid though even if I paid more attention.

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