Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Professor X did NOT skip arm day.

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  The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) 2015

  ½ Watched 06 Nov 2024

  I've seen a lot of bad movies, but I can usually find something to appreciate, even if it's very small. Not so with this. The worst movie I have ever seen, full stop. Don't watch it.

Popular reviews

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  Old 2021

  ★ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  An interesting concept, but terrible execution. I think that sums up most of his movies, unfortunately.

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  Shortbus 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Wonderfully queer movie! The highest PPI resolution (Penises per inch) I've ever experienced.

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