Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT??????????

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  Mandy 2018

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This could and should’ve been 40ish minutes shorter

Popular reviews

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  Tall Girl 2 2022

  ★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  This the wettest film I’ve ever seen.

  Most unlucky movie roulette pull of all time

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Watching this and I realised that my beloved Johnny English Reborn stole a joke from this. I’m absolutely devastated and lost for words how could you do this to me Rowan. I’ve sung your praises since I grasped the power of my tongue.

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