Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  okay but don’t they need male models in space because he could have signed up to do that instead

  (any movie that’s part starship troopers is a great movie. even similar mother bug design/interactions!)

  edit: lots of talk of mark ruffalo but not one mention of him slipping into a lisa barlow lilt multiple times... let's wake up!

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  this happened to me once

Popular reviews

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  A Bigger Splash 1973

  Watched 06 Jul 2021

  wasn't expecting to see hockney's dick

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2024

  coppola’s southland tales 

  5 stars but also 1 star

  a bad movie but need to watch it again sooo bad 

  can barely remember anything that happened because so much and so little happened 

  there’s a virginal pop star who auctions off her virginity for millions while singing a song to an audience of aristocrats at madison square garden. need her tracks on streaming now

  the main actress looks like ariana grande and that was distracting

  there is probably an excellent…