Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Every movie needs three things. A party scene where people who don’t do drugs take drugs. A monkey. And boobs. This had them all.
How do you somehow make a movie about murder boring? Ryan was a terrible actor, script was worse. “I’m so hungry I could eat a whole cow” - I should have walked out of the movie theater but my buddy was sharing his popcorn. In fact why don’t we just talk about the popcorn instead cuz it was better than the movie. It was lightly salted and buttered to perfection. Very few kernels unpopped. I had to restrain myself from…