Jack

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guess I’ll see you in the movies

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • La La Land
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • Prisoners

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

  • Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    ★★

  • Fantastic Four

    ★★★

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    There’s not enough superlatives in the dictionary to describe how incredible this film is. 

    Truly staggering on all levels, will forever be an all-time great.

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    Surreal. Absolutely monumental. 

    Not even solely on narrative standpoint, but from a technical view it is absolutely insane what this show pulls off. FOUR hour episodes each that consist of one singular, no hidden cuts, the camera doesn’t blink for a microsecond. 

    Not just compelling, but an extremely crucial viewing. The thematic presence of knife crime and toxic masculinity is extremely present in today’s society, and weighs heavy on the younger generations. A series like this is so eye opening to the reality we live in. 

    Been a huge fan of Stephen Graham for so long, he’s phenomenal in this, as per the entire cast.

  • I'm Still Here

    I'm Still Here

    ★★★★½

    A shiver ran down my spine as I realised I could’ve been living in a universe where Emilia Perez won Best International Feature over this. 

    All round exceptional filmmaking, fantastic

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    I’m a firm believer in people watching a film and forming their own opinion. But trust me on this one, this is utter SHIT. It makes me not feel any discontent to the people that choose to pirate movies because this is the garbage that gets put out. 

    Yeah, I know that making a movie is hard. But I mean this in the most brutally honest way, every one who had major involvement in this film deserves to be sacked…

  • Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    ★½

    Zack Snyder I’ve had enough. Hand over your directing license to me RIGHT NOW. 

    Oh but the “R-Rated Director’s Cut”. Not gonna lie mate, if you need a director’s cut for every film you make then maybe you’re just a shit director. 

    These two parts actually pissed me off. A collective 4 hours I’ll never get back.