Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Robocop (2038)
In a distant future, Barstool Sports rules the world after Dave Portnoy made billions manipulating the cryptocurrency market. In spite of Barstool’s hegemonic presence, the city of Boston becomes increasingly progressive, to the point that their sports fans are no longer racist. Deeply concerned, Portnoy searches for answers.
After Mark Wahlberg injures himself critically in a cryo chamber incident, he donates his body towards research that will fix the problems in Boston. Portnoy is able to clone Wahlberg’s…
“Names are for tombstones, baby!”
This movie was unhinged in every sense of the word. Whether it was the boat chase in the Bayou (1 jump per 15 seconds of screen time), the flute-playing henchman, or Bond killing the main villain by way of over-inflating him with air, I was thoroughly entertained by the ridiculous plot and action sequences.