Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Watched this with my family and they said ‘demis ass looks bad’ 

  They are exactly what the movie critiques.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Never trust a dog

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  How horny you gotta be to slurp ya homies cum out the drain

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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2023

  It started off so promising, then took a dive to become a fairly predictable revenge story.

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