Jordan Rossio

Jordan Rossio

Favorite films

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • A Matter of Life and Death
  • Only Angels Have Wings
  • The New World

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  • MacGruber

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★½

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★★

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  • Norbit

    Norbit

    ★½

    A truly hideous and grotesque motion picture but Murphy had a vision and he and the cast/crew are 100% committed to bringing that vision to the screen

  • Mummies

    Mummies

    ★½

    Makes me appreciate the mediocrity of the Mario movie. Somehow has the funniest needle drop of 2023

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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    The opening scene of this film takes place in an abandoned movie theatre where a character decries how cinema is dead due to the sequels, remakes and unoriginality of Hollywood filmmaking. Either Michael Bay was experiencing self-awareness or a complete lack thereof. Ultimately Age of Extinction is Bay's bloated body paragraph to the thesis expounded by the character in this scene.
    Age of Extinction is a loud, messy, disorganized mess of a film, which is just one way of saying…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Masterpiece

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