Favorite films

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  Leprechaun 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  A well researched cautionary tale about dealing with the daoine sídhe! Respect their laws, make no deal or compact - offer them nothing, demand from them nothing, play none of their games, they'll bite the shit out of you, yooowch they'll bite the shit out of you aaaaah he bit me he bit me aaaaah

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Cried during the Gilda Radner ice rink scene so! I gotta give em that. Gotta give em that.

Popular reviews

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  Kiki's Delivery Service 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2021 2

  Every bakery requires a Bread Himbo. They act as a golem that serves and guards the bakery. No thoughts. Head empty. Just bread.

  This is a movie where nothing happens, there is not one ounce of plot, it's just people being kind and vibing. J'adore.

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  Earth Girls Are Easy 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2021 1

  Featuring:
  - Teletubby Grinch WITH upholstered ass, and their QUEST for TERRESTRIAL PUSSY
  - Nasty nasty Hickey Doctor with INFLATABLE BICEP ACTION
  - Cruisin' the boulevard, SHAVED Martians included
  - PERMS, TINTS and also NAILS, BUTCHES, FACIALS, perhaps BODY WRAPS, GRAVEL SCRUBS, and also BIKINI WAXES and ETC.
  - Michael McKean IS a brain damaged SURFER BOY and has bodacious SKULL FRACTURES
  - Intense piano CHINO shot
  - One pool patio: BITCHIN' (And other such uses of the word!)
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