Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kill 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Dude… Soldier goes 1 v 40 in an epic battle on a train but only involves 4 out of the ~30 cars so imagine being on the other cars and getting off to a hoard of military boarding and pulling off body after body
  Shit fucking slapped but did make me cry at the end

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  I can’t believe the most romantic sex scene in cinema involves a zombie kissing his human wife’s hand then picking her up and placing her on the bed and then kissing her eyes…

Popular reviews

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  Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025 1

  “It’s SUPERNAT—“ “YOU ARE SO CORNY” (me to Trinity)

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  Treasure Planet 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Love Jim and his fuck ass tiny ponytail 

  Finished it tn since I never got a chance to on Sunday because Some Things Happened and I was too fucked up to finish it when we got back home